IT WAS A BAD IDEA OKAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
You’ve got to hand it to Taylor Swift. Every time she makes a song, not only is it a slap in the face to her most recent ex, but she then proceeds to make thousands of dollars for doing so.
I hate it when you’re home alone and the doorbell rings…
You just start freaking out:
Then you try to creep whoever it is and see if you know them:
But then they see you so you just:
Or is this just me…?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: *cough*
- mom: was that sarcastic stop back talking to me i am your mother you should treat me with respect stop rolling your eyes i gave birth to you are you even listening stop being rude i hate when you're sarcastic to me do you realize how much i do for you that's it you're grounded for two weeks
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider… Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddd that would be me :\
(Source: gummychocolates, via breakmywallsdown)
Rage comic- Cheating on a test or quiz.
Parents can be so annoying sometimes.
A “derp” moment.
When you press a toys button at a store and it starts talking really loud.
You just stand there staring at it for a second like:
Then you run:
(Source: fuckgravityimirish)
