My laptop’s having issues finding the printer…

Go grease lightning, you’re burning up a quarter mile

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GREASE LIGHTNING 

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   )    )z
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GO GREASE LIGHTNING

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There are certain people that reblog my shit every single god damn day and I’m too awkward to talk to them so every time I get a notification and I see their URL its just like 

Literally every fandom with a gay OTP

This isn’t answering my questions google.

I literally just spent a good 5 minutes groping the top of my calculator looking for the button to turn it off before I realized it wasn’t an iPhone

And this is why people like me shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

Apparently

“I barely have the will to live, do you really expect me to have the will to finish my homework?”

Is not a good reply to your teacher asking where your assignment is.

laughslastforever:

idreaminwords:

laughslastforever:

FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY I’LL JUST HIDE IN BED ALL DAY

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Good luck with that

YOU DID THIS TO ME! HE WONT GO AWAY!  SEND HELP D:

ITS TOO LATE FOR ME SAVE YOURSELVES

CURSE YOU MISHA

I’m constantly torn between the overwhelming urge to get out of the house and away from my family and the overpowering laziness that prevents me from even getting out of bed.

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON SCHOOL WORK WHEN JARED’S FACE IS DOING THIS.

EVEN AS A PHOTO HE LIVES TO SCREW PEOPLE UP JFC

Sometimes I find gifs that I just know that no matter how many times I watch it, I will never find context, meaning or ever make sense of. 

this is one of those times.

Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes, but then I remember that I apologized to my chair after bumping into it this morning. 

Watching Da Vinci Code with my mum was the best decision of my life because we’re an hour into the movie and she still doesn’t know any of the characters names and keeps calling them “French Lady,” “Tom Hanks,” and “Gandalf.”